R3C / Gone with the Wind Regatta April 6 and 7

[Little Fig]

As Miss Scarlett was busying herself in the kitchen of their plush Atlanta mansion at Tara, she was considering what would be her hors d’oeuvre dish for Friday night’s Welcome Party for the big regatta. Earlier she had reviewed the entry list for this year’s R3C / Gone with the Wind Regatta and noticed that William Tecumseh Sherman had registered, but not her husband.

With only days remaining before registration cuts off, she had yelled down to the basement where Rhett was getting his model EC12 yacht ready; “Rhett why haven’t you registered yet, your buddy Tecumseh has registered?” “Scarlett, I don’t give a damn.” It was obvious that Rhett did not care for Billy after all he did to trash Atlanta. Rhett, you need to give a damn, this is going to be for the Region 3 Championship – the winner will be the “best of the south”. You mustn’t let Billy win this, too.

We want you here. Register now at atlantayachtclub.org/GWTW to reserve your meals, your beer allotment, and your space on the starting line. We give a damn, you hear!